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I’m pretty sure that Everything I Need To Know I’ve Learned From Iron Maiden is a complete put-on, but I don’t care. When I get in my car today, I’m totally going to cue up Alexander the Great. His name struck fear into hearts of men you know. When I was listening to that song as a 17-year-old nere-do-well, I thought that at the age of 19 he became a wrestling king. Macedon probably makes more sense though.