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See now, this is why I can’t ever have pets. How do you trust your friends to come stay in your place unsupervised when you know they may just be waiting for a chance to wrap the entire thing, quarters, toilet paper and all in tinfoil?

OK, maybe I could work on finding friends who aren’t so clever or if clever at least not so fiendish. Still, what would I do about the allergies? It’s a riddle to be sure.