You’ve Got Wings of SteelBut They Never Really Move You
February 24th, 2003 by Will
Here’s an experiment that you can try at home:
Take one afternoon, just as dusk is falling. It helps if it’s a little cold, and ominus looking dark storm clouds are rolling in. Get in your car, and put on some heavy metal act from when you were a kid. I’d recommend Dio, Holy Diver, but really anything like that would probably do. Turn it up VERY, VERY loud, and sing along VERY, VERY badly. It helps if you can laugh with giddy glee as you’re singing. Now, drive someplace really, really fast. Throw an occasional devil sign, or bang your head a bit as the spirit moves you.
If you’ve done all of this correctly, then for anywhere from about 7 1/2 to 12 minutes*, you will feel exactly like you’re 16 again.
It’s like broken glass
You get cut before you see it
So open up your eeeeyyyyyeeeeesssssss!
Bloody fountain of youth baby…Dio Raaawwwwwkks!
*Be sure not to exceed the recommended dossage as shortly after that period, you may experience feelings of being just a little pathetic and lame.
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