From the observing a phenomenon changes the phenomenon department comes this article suggesting that penguins that have been tagged for research tracking breed half as well as their untagged compatriots. That sucks. Our efforts to learn and maybe even help some endangered species have even further jeopardized their chances for survival.

Also, at this point I'd like to ask the alien greys who abducted and implanted me to remove the implants please. I know that it doesn't create additional resistance when I'm swimming or foraging for food. So, it's probably unlikely that it's impacting mate selection. Still, just in case you know. Plus, the voices are getting so loud. I don't know how much longer I'll be able to ignore them.