I think I may be a little bit in love with Beth. Oh, I don't know her or anything, but if her About Me Page or Top 10 Reasons Why I am a Kickass Designer are any indication, then it was obviously meant to be. Plus, she's all the way over in Texas North Carolina (see it is love - already I'm not listening to a thing she has to say), and I'm all the way over in California, so there isn't even any risk of emotional entanglement -- to say nothing of the bonus that by never meeting her, the person I imagine her to be can't possibly be ruined by the person she actually is. Yep, this may well be the perfect relationship.